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An Unusual
Halloween Party - 1920s Style
by Donald
Ogden Stewart
These suggestions, from a 1920s
author, are
presented to an ambitious hostess with the absolute
guarantee that no matter what other reactions her guests
may have, they will certainly not be bored!
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The problem of providing suitable entertainment
for one's informal parties is something which
has perplexed many a host and hostess. How
often has it happened that just when you had
gotten your guests nicely seated around the
parlor listening to the Caruso record, some
ill-mannered fellow would remark, "Oh,
Lord--let's go over to the Tom Phillips' and get
something to drink." How many times in the
past have you prepared original little
"get-together" games only to find that, when you
again turned the lights on, half the company had
disappeared for the evening. |
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Of course we cannot all be startlingly
clever, but Halloween, which comes on October 31st, offers a
splendid opportunity for originality and "peppy" fun. The
following suggestions are presented to ambitious hostesses
with the absolute guarantee that no matter what other
reactions her guests may have, they will certainly not be
bored. |
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INVITATIONS:
The whole spirit
of Halloween is, of course, one of "spooky" gayety and
light-hearted ghastliness. Witches and ghosts run riot;
corpses dance and black cats howl. "More work for the
undertaker" should be the lead motif of the evening's fun.
The moribund spirit can be delightfully observed, first of
all, in the preparation of the invitations. I know of one
hostess, for instance, who gained a great reputation for
originality by enclosing a dead fish with each bidding to
the evening's gayeties. It is, of course, not at all
necessary to follow her example to the letter; the enclosure
of anything dead will suffice, providing, of course, that it
is not TOO dead. There is such a thing as carrying a joke
beyond the limits of propriety, and the canons of good taste
should always be respectfully observed.
Another amusing way of
preparing invitations is to cut out colored paper in the
shape of cats, witches, etc., upon which appropriate verses
are inscribed. Such as: "Next Monday night is
Halloween, you big stiff." Or "On Monday next comes
All-Hallows-Even, my grandmother's maiden name was
Stephens." Or, "On Halloween you may see a witch if
you don't look out, you funny fellow." or "Harry and I are
giving a Halloween party; Harry says you owe him four
dollars; please be prompt.” or "Monday night the ghosts do
dance; Why didn't you enlist and go to France, You slacker?"
Another novel invitation is made by cutting a piece of
yellow paper thirteen inches long and four inches wide, and
writing on each inch, one of the lines given below. Then
begin at the bottom and fold the paper up, inch by inch.
Fasten the last turn down with a "spooky" gummed sticker,
and slip into a small envelope. When the recipient unfolds
the invitation, he will be surprised to read the following: |
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Now what on earth Do you suppose Is in this Little folder Keep turning Ha ha ha Further Ha ha ha Further Ha ha ha Further Ha ha ha Further |
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It would perhaps be best to
telephone the next day to those guests whom you REALLY want,
and give them further details as to the date and time of the
party. Additional fun can be gotten out of this
invitation by failing to put postage stamps on the envelopes
when you mail them; the two cents which each guest will have
to pay for postage due can be returned in a novel manner on
the night of the party by inserting them in sandwiches or
stuffed tomatoes. |
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RECEIVING THE GUESTS:
On Halloween night great care should be taken in the
preparations for receiving the guests in a mystic manner; no
pains should be spared in the effort to start the evening
off with a "bang." Several novel ideas are offered for
starting the guests off on the right informal spirit.
Before they arrive, it is a good plan to take the street
number off your house and fasten it to the porch of your
next door neighbors, who will, of course, be at home because
they are perfectly impossible people whom no one would
invite anywhere. Extinguish all the lights in your own
house. Your neighbor, as he comes downstairs twenty-five or
thirty times in the next hour, will obligingly tell your
bewildered friends specifically where to go.
When the guest finally learns from the neighborhood
policeman which house on the block is really yours he will
discover on your door a sign reading: "If you would be my
Valentine, follow please the bright green line."
Leading from the door is a green cord which the mystified
guest proceeds to follow, according to directions.
This cord should guide the way to the coal cellar of your
other neighbor who has recently purchased an automatic
revolver under the delusion that burglars are operating in
the neighborhood. As your bewildered guest
gropes his way about the cellar, it is quite likely that he
will be shot at several times and by the time he emerges (if
he does emerge) he will be quite delightfully full of the
informal spirit of Halloween and ready for anything. |
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HOW TO MYSTIFY:
At this point, your wife, dressed as a witch, should
unexpectedly rush out at him; there is always the delightful
possibility that he will pick up a convenient rock and brain
her on the spot—an event which often adds an unexpected
touch of gayety to the evening's fun. If, however, no such
event occurs, the guest should be blindfolded and led into
the house. Once inside he is conducted upstairs to the
attic, where he will find three or four earlier arrivals
also blindfolded. |
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The hands and feet of these four are then securely tied and
they are told that they are to be left there all evening.
This is really a great joke, because they do not, of course,
at the time, believe what you say, and when you come up to
untie them the next morning, their shame-faced discomposure
is truly laughable. |
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Flapper Wig |
The green-cord-into-neighbor's-coal-cellar joke can be
cleverly varied by taking the lid off your cistern and
making the green line lead in that direction. Great
care should be taken, however, to keep an exact account of
the number of guests who succumb to this trick, for although
an unexpected "ducking" is excruciatingly humorous, drowning
often results fatally.
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Great fun can be added to the evening's entertainment by
dressing several of the guests as ghosts, witches, corpses,
etc; these costumes can be quite simply and economically
made in the home, or can be procured from some reliable
department store.
An "old-fashioned" witch's costume consists of a union suit,
corset, brassiere, chemise, under petticoat, over petticoat,
long black skirt, long black stockings, shoes, black waist
and shawl, with a pointed witch's hat and a broomstick.
The "modern" witch's costume is much simpler and inexpensive
in many details. |
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GAMES:
After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with
the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of
the many games which are always associated with Halloween.
"Bobbing for apples" is, of course, the most common of these
games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward
efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their
teeth the apples floating in a large tub. I know of
one hostess who added greatly to the evening's fun by
pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the
bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the
unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to
sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as to
playfully throw all the floating fruit at the hostess' pet
Pomeranian. |
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Most Halloween games concern themselves with delving into
the future in the hopes that one may there discover one's
husband or bride-to-be. In one of these games the men
stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their
hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed. The girls
are blindfolded and one by one they are led to within six
feet of the expectant men and given a soft pin cushion which
they hurl forward. The tradition is that whichever man
the girl hits, him will she marry.
Another game based on a delightful old Halloween tradition
is as follows: A girl is given a lighted candle and
told to walk upstairs into the room at the end of the hall
where, by looking in a mirror, she will see her future
husband. Have it arranged so that you are concealed
alone in the room. When the girl arrives, look over
her shoulder into the mirror. She had better go downstairs
after ten minutes, though, so that another girl can come up.
This tradition dates from before William the Conqueror. |
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No Halloween is complete, of course, without fortune
telling. Dress yourself as a wizard and have the
guests led in one by one to hear their fortune told.
Hanging in front of you should be a caldron, from which you
extract the slip of paper containing the particular fortune.
These slips of paper should be prepared beforehand.
The following are suggested:
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"You will meet a well dressed,
good looking man who understands you better than
your husband. How about Thursday at the
Plaza?"
"You are about to receive a
shipment of Scotch whisky that you ordered last
month. And it's about time you kicked
across with some of your own."
"You will have much trouble in
your life if you lie about your golf score as
you did last Sunday on Number 12." |
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Still another pleasing Halloween game, based on the
revelation of one's matrimonial future, is played as
follows: Seven lighted candles are placed in a row on
a table. The men are then blindfolded, whirled around
three times and commanded to blow out the candles. The
number extinguished at a blow tells the number of years
before they meet their bride.
For the older members of the party, the host should provide
various games of cards and dice. In keeping with the
ghastly spirit of the occasion, it would be well to have the
dice carefully loaded. Many hosts have thus been able
to make all expenses and often a handsome profit out of the
evening's entertainment. |
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If the dice game goes particularly well, many hosts do not
hesitate to provide elaborate refreshments for the guests.
Finally, when the guests are ready to depart and just before
they discover that you have cut cute little black cats and
witches out of the backs of their evening wraps and over
coats, it would perhaps be well to run up stairs and lock
yourself securely in your room. |
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Excerpt from:
Perfect
Behavior, A Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social
Crises by Donald Ogden Stewart; 1922. |
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